Title: Temptation
Pairing: Carles Puyol/Gerard Piqué
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 732
Disclaimer: Not true. Not a word of truth here. I made it all up, and if you think otherwise...you’re wrong.
Summary: Someone forgot to tell Gerard not to seduce his captain.
Notes: Started out as a Christmas ficlet for bleeding_dry but wasn’t finished till now…

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Title: Learning Curve
Pairing: Carles Puyol/Alexis Sánchez
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 565
Disclaimer: Not True. All made up; only happened in my head.
Summary: Alexis is not shy. Carles learns this and some other interesting facts about his new teammate.
Notes: Written for the prompt “Carles Puyol/Alexis” on alldayfootiecp.

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Title: You Play With Fire…
Pairing: Carles Puyol/Cesc Fàbregas
Rating: R
Warnings: no
Word Count: 394
Disclaimer: Not True. All made up; only happened in my head.
Summary: You play with fire...and you get burned. But it's not necessarily a bad thing…
Notes: Reworked from an even shorter ficlet written for the prompt "dangerous" on alldayfootiecp.

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Title: Kiss Me
Pairing: Carles Puyol/Ibrahim Afellay
Rating: R
Warnings: no
Word Count: 313
Disclaimer: Not true. Not a word of truth here. I know it, and you should know it too.
Summary: Carles learns that it's hard to say no to Ibrahim.
Notes: Written for the prompt "kiss me" on alldayfootiecp.

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Title: Fun
Pairing: Carles Puyol/Gerard Pique/Xavi and some other Barca boys
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 899
Disclaimer: Not true. Not a word of truth here. I know it, and you should know it too.
Summary: As silly as the prompt indicates.
Notes: Written for the prompt "Pique and Puyol, showing up drunk at Xavi's house and demanding ( Read more... )

Title: Naughty
Pairing: Carles Puyol/Sergio Ramos
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: spanking
Word Count: 1,161
Disclaimer: Not true. Not a word of truth here. I know it, and you should know it too.
Summary: Utter PWP. Naughty Sergio needs a babysitter with a firm hand.
Notes: Written for the prompt "Sergio/Carles, with spanking" on alldayfootiecp.

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Title: Real Talents
Pairing: Carles Puyol/Gerard Pique
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 371
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: Gerard may not be a good handy man, but he's really, really good at other things... PWP.
Notes: Written for the prompt "Continue. Read more. Please?" on commentporn.

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Title: Fantasies
Pairing: Carles Puyol/Lionel Messi
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 543
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: Fantasies and temptation. That's what Carles is to Leo.

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Title: Hickey
Pairing: Gerard Pique/Bojan Krkić/Carles Puyol/Sergio Busquets (in various combinations)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 454
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: PWP. Pique tries to remember who gave him that hickey…
Notes: Written for the prompt "How Pique ended up with that hickey...." on alldayfootiecp. Yeah, of course I just ( Read more... )

Title: If at First You Don't Succeed…Try, Try Again
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Carles Puyol/Gerard Pique
Warnings: no
Word Count: 800
Disclaimer: That girl who always lies? It's me, and I'm doing it right here, right behind the cut. I shamelessly lie.
Summary: Gerard tried everything, but Puyol doesn't seem to get it. Desperate times call for desperate ( Read more... )